Novelty Gifts
Novelty gifts come in all shapes and sizes and will usually involve reference to the male genitalia or female breasts. The main aim is to raise a smile at a reasonable price.
They are great as stocking fillers or as silly toys to make adults wish they were kids again. From growing your own stripper to lighting a willie-shaped candle, novelty gifts are part of the same cherished British tradition that brought us the saucy, seaside postcard: cheeky and a bit rude without going over the top. In short, a bit of harmless fun!
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Mystery BundleDo you dare to try one of our mystery bundles...? These exciting bundles are a thrilling way to discover new products. First, the highly anticipated wait for your secret surprise. Then the unwrapping and revealing of all it's treasures picked especially for you. From...
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Monogamy Board GameThis hot relationship board game is a fun way to keep sexual communication going between couples and allow them to try something new and exciting. After the first few years of romance, couples tend to find that naughty lingerie and nights exploring each other's...
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Dona by JO Luxury Massage Oil*FREE Satin Storage Bag with every Dona by JO purchase!* This carefully blended massage oil is created by adding uplifting essential oils to a blend of natural, nourishing and vitamin-rich oils. Suitable for a variety of skin types and uses. Features:- 100% natural- Vegan-...
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Screaming O Bob Boyfriend Massager VibratorYou’re never alone when Bob is around! The OBOB Battery Operated Boyfriend hand-held massager is equipped with all the perks of the perfect boyfriend and will never let you down – just be sure there are batteries nearby! Made of non-porous ABS plastic with...
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Shots S-Line Squirt Me All Over LubeLove it till it squirts. S-Line lube is a water-based lubricant. Suitable for use with latex condoms. Dermatologically tested, fat-free, colourless, odourless and tasteless. Directions for use: Apply as much gel as you want on the body part that you want and repeat as...
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Shots S-Line Can I Pet Your Pussy LubeYour pussy is so cute. Can I play with it? Can I pet your pussy? S-Line lube is a water-based lubricant. Suitable for use with latex condoms. Dermatologically tested, fat-free, colourless, odourless and tasteless. Directions for use: Apply as much gel as you want...
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Adventurous Sex! Card GameEach Adventurous Sex card explicitly illustrates a provocative Sex position. Some are outdoors, others are in unique locations, and all are completely adventurous. Use as flash cards or play one of the three. Brand: Kheper Games Pack size: 50 cards
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Jizz! Pump-action drinking gameJizz! A wild game for any number of players! Take turns to roll the ball with the numbers; then roll the ball with the images. Players must then point Jizz to the body part shown on the second ball and pump it the number...
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Iconic Aprons Sexy Jane ApronRelease your wild side in this Sexy Jane Apron. In the animal print bikini briefs and coconut shell bra you will be every part the adventuress. Team with the Sexy Tarzan apron for the perfect pairing.
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Iconic Aprons In To Bondage ApronWhether you are a fan of PVC or not be sure to whip them into a frenzy in this peek-a-boo apron. This novelty apron features an open cup bra and strappy briefs in true bondage style. The ideal gift for the one you love....
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I Love Cock MugProclaim your love for cock with this in your face mug. Perfect for secret santa or a funny gift for any cock lover. Enjoy your hot drink out of this statement I love cock mug!
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Glow in the Dark Lover's DiceJust turn down the lights, set the mood, and let the games begin! One die tells you what to do... the other tells you which body part to perform the naughty act on. Take turns rolling the dice and explore each other intimately. Die...
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Burlesque Nipple TasselsSurprise your lover by twirling and spinning your breasts wearing these sexy nipple tassels! Watch their eyes pop when they see you shaking your thing and twirling your tassels just like a real burlesque star!Each sequinned Burlesque Nipple Tassel has its own special adhesive...
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Glow In The Dark Penis Rings 3 PackHave a cheeky bit of glow-in-the-dark fun and improve your sex life at the same time! Glow In The Dark Penis Rings work by gently trapping extra blood in the penis and the result is harder, bigger and longer erections. They will comfortably stretch...
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Spencer & Fleetwood Stress WillieGet the greatest form of stress relief from crushing and smashing our Stress Willie, squeeze to your hearts desire! Great for that cheeky gift! Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Size: 12cm Material: Rubber
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Spencer & Fleetwood Jelly BoobsYummy fruit flavoured jelly boobs, great for a cheeky gift!. Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Ingredients: Glucose syrup, Sugar, Gelling Agent: Gelatine, Acidifier: Citric Acid, Flavourings, Colours (E100, E120 E141), Glazing Agent: Vegetable Oil with Carnauba Wax.
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Spencer & Fleetwood Jelly WilliesFruity flavoured ual delicious Jelly Willies made from all natural ingredients perfect for that cheeky gift. Great fun and terrific for sharing. Brand: Spencer & Fleetwood Ingredients: Glucose syrup, Sugar, Gelling Agent: Gelatine, Acidifier: Citric Acid, Flavourings, Colours (E100, E120 E141), Glazing Agent: Vegetable...
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Cunt Of The Year Greeting Card and BadgeAnd the Award goes to! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed as a rosette with a large holographic foil badge. The card is blank inside, to add your own personal message, just...
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Cock Hungry Slag Greeting Card and BadgeYou know whos getting this card. A card for a proud Cock Hungry Slag! These cards are not for the faint hearted. We like to say they're subtle! The card is designed with a slogan and comes with a large badge. The card is...
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Loving Joy Sex Position DiceLeave pleasure down to a flick of the wrist & find sexual para-dice with the Loving Joy Sex Position Dice. This pair of dice is perfect to spice up your sex positions and places. Simply roll the dice and let fate choose your next...
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